GayFetishGoth (Ash)
personæ physical
Nicknames:
doc, latexguy, fetishgoth, evil, freak, hey you, pervert
What's your gender?:
Male
Date of Birth:
March 13, 1998
Astrological Sign :
Pisces
Relationship Status:
In a Relationship
Height :
180cm / 5' 10"
Weight :
81 kilos / 13 stone / 170 lbs
What is your ethnicity?:
caucasian european/slavic
What is your heritage?:
mixed european (Irish, English, German) and slavic (Polish) heritages
What colour are your eyes?:
Blue
What colour is your hair?:
light brown, with some blond streaks...it has a reddish tint in some lights. (if i were a cat, i'd be a calico.)
How long is your hair?:
about 46cm, or to the centre of my back
Describe your hair style:
it just sort of sits there, brushed back. tied back in a ponytail if i am doing physical labour.
Piercings:
Yes
If pierced, how many and where:
2 in the right ear, 2 in the left, 1 in the left cartilage, 1 in the right nipple. i have had to take out the rest of them because of the hassle at the airport security checkpoints...
Tattoos:
Yes
If yes, describe your tattoos:
The celtic knotwork bat that is this website's logo is on my left bicept.
Do you smoke?:
No
Have you any facial hair?:
No
Have you any body hair?:
i tend to shave or wax my chest, and the rest of my body, depending on how much i care. if not, i occasionally have some arm hair, leg hair.
Do you wear contact lenses or glasses?:
I wear prescription contact lenses
personæ habitus
Describe yourself in 50 words or less:
what a crappy question. how do you answer this without sounding egotistical? i am a patient person, a quiet person until you get to know me (or vice versa), a homebody (i'd rather spend a friday night at home with a loved one than go out), a bitch, i like my personal space, but get upset if my loved one is too far away. i'm fairly intelligent, and just generally bitter. (80 words, oh well)
What is your favourite colour?:
black (and, for those of you who argue that black is actually the lack of colour, then purple is second.)
When you think of yourself, what colour do you think of?:
a deep purple (#220135, depending on your monitor)
Name a flower which represents you:
okay, so it's a cliché, but I say a red rose. Think about it, petals of silk, surrounded by violent thorns, and coarse, jagged leaves (rose plants strive with abuse and pruning--like me, who functions best in the worst circumstances.)
Name an animal which represents you:
I'm not sure about this, but I've been told «wolf» fits, and I do like to be spoiled like a beloved dog.
Name a stone or mineral which represents you:
lapis lazuli
Name a metal which represents you:
Silver
Choose a style of lighting to represent you:
Moonlight
Name a fabric which fits you best:
Latex
Which elemental fits you best?:
water
What is your goal in life?:
to be happy, in love, and financially stable... to know that I have made a difference in the universal scheme of things.
What is your biggest fear?:
growing old alone. i am not afraid of death; quite the opposite. i am afraid of living longer than i have the capacity to be self-reliant, and am afraid of living past my usefulness. i am afraid of seeing the years pass me by with no one at my side.
What is your biggest love (not a person)?:
warm, breezy summer nights; just before a thunderstorm.
What is your biggest hate (not a person)?:
politics, reality TV, and organized religion, not necessarily in that order.
What object or image is most symbolic to you?:
a single white rose and a single red rose, bound by a black leather cord.
What do you do for a living?:
I work in clinical education for the mortuary sciences.
Where were you born?:
well, my mother's vagina, I imagine, which was in London when I emerged.
Where were you raised?:
New York, NY USA & Vauxhall, London UK
Where do you live now?:
Hell's Kitchen, Manhattan, New York, NY, USA
Describe your living arrangements:
I own a brownstone in the theatre district
what school did you/are you attend(ing)?:
Attended at New York, and H.R.M. Academy
What did you/are you study(ing)?:
I have a Baccalaureate in theatre performance, a Masters in business management (MBA) and a Doctor of Philoshopy (PhD) Ph.D. in Mortuary Science.
What is your favourite song?:
One Caress by Depeche Mode
What book are you reading right now?:
The Terry Preatchet "Discworld" series
What is on your mousepad?:
My mousepad is a rounded square of black latex.
What are your hobbies?:
building useless websites like this one, reading, writing, hiking, rollerblading, long drives to nowhere, staring at this box... generally avoiding the public.
What is your toothpaste of choice? :
Euthymol™
What cologne/perfume/fragrance do you wear?:
polo double black, CK Shock, or patchouli oil
What colour are your sheets?:
Sometimes black Egyptian cotton, sometimes black latex.
What colour is your bedroom?:
light grey walls, brown/black wooden furniture.
What is the first thing you think of when you wake up in the morning?:
Two things: how many times I can hit the snooze button and not be late & how much I need a cup of tea.
What is your favourite holiday?:
Samhain / all hallow's eve / Halloween
How many rings before you answer the phone?:
If I know who's calling, 2-4 if at all. Text me instead. [+1.646.926.7770]
If you could have only one gift for your birthday, what would it be?:
some cool, funky clothing, some fetish clothing or toys, or a new electronic device. (My birthday is March 13th if you want to send me sumpthin')
What is your favourite food?:
paneer shahi korma. (indian vegetarian dish)
What is your favourite day of the week?:
saturday... I get to sleep in...
What is your favourite type of ice cream?:
Haagen Daas's Pineapple Coconut, or a good Mint Chocolate Chip.
Chocolate or vanilla?:
Vanilla
Is the glass half empty or half full?:
the glass contains 50% of it's total capacity. (who drank half of my drink?!
Are you right handed or left handed?:
ambidextrous, but tendency to use the left.
What is your driving habit?:
I tend to speed
How do you feel about thunderstorms?:
I adore them
What is your favourite alcoholic drink?:
Hendrick's Gin and Tonic
What is your favourite nonalcoholic drink?:
Tea. (Black, not green.)
If you could meet one person, dead or alive, who would it be?:
Leonardo DaVinci
What is your favourite smell?:
ckB (cologne), or; if you want to be kinky about it; a combination of patchouli, sweat, and latex.
What is your favourite sound?:
thunderstorms... or a kitten purring.
Boxers or briefs?:
boxer briefs
Who is your favourite person to get emails from?:
people i don't know, or haven't heard from in a long time.
What store should your credit card not be brought to?:
any electronic store, bookstore, fetish store, or music store. Fetish shops are the worst for my finances!
What thing annoys you most?:
people with no consideration for others, narcissists, ego-centric people
What subject annoys you most?:
religion, politics, and celebrity gossip
Who is your best friend?:
Rhys
Who is the sexiest person alive?:
Sean Brennan of London After Midnight, around 1995.
sexuality
Sexual Preference:
Gay
Sexual Role:
Master/Mistress
What is your dominance/submissive ratio?:
Very Dominant (Master)
Describe your ideal partner's physical appearance:
i'm in a relationship with him. I don't have an ideal partner, persay. I have always been attracted to androgynous guys, and I have always been attracted to long hair, bit they are certainly not requirements... attraction to me is more psychological than physical... how i meld with someone, their personality, their intelligence, passion, soulfullness has just as much to do it with as the physical... and so defining an ideal partner is difficult, because even if they look gorgeous, and i don't meld well with them, I will be unattracted to them. Unlike most guys, I have to ignore my brain to use my penis. For most guys, it's the other way around... But, if I were to leave the psychological behind, and go based solely on physical appearance, my ideal partner would be androgynous, have piercing eyes, sexy, kissable lips, would be waifish, or lightly muscular, would have to have earrings (guys always look sexier with silver hoops) and for post-sexual enjoyment, a nice chest. when i grow up, i want to date a rock star. i know it sounds like a bad line, but it's true. i am attracted to guys who look like rock stars. not necessarily the stereotypical rockstar, (longhair, open front shirt with abs exposed, and vinyl trousers; although that would certainly be nice...) but anyone who has the image of a rock star. it's the attitude one's image portrays... ( i don't want to date someone with a rockstar's attitude, persay, just the look.) most gothbois are very attractive to me as well... fortunately, i have been lucky enough to have my rockstar boyfriend, with the psychological and emotional attraction to back it up... so i'm covered. :)
What is your ideal partner wearing?:
when it comes to sexual attraction, emotion plays a big part for me. i have to love someone to find them sexually appealing... but at the same time, i am a very visual person, and the visual aspects of that person plays a big role too... the rockstar image is very sexual to me. it exudes a raw, sensual power. put a guy in vinyl/leather trousers, and he is all that much more appealing... a lot of it depends on mood, though. in some moods, nothing would be sexier than a guy wearing nothing but wrist cuffs and a collar... other times, a decked out gothboi with fabulous makeup, vinyl trousers, latex gloves and a fishnet shirt and hair to die for.. in one way or another, it all involves technofabrix and a rockstar image... Give me a scrawny pale guy with some piercings and something shiny on, (preferably latex), and I'm a happy camper.
What is your most common sexual fantasy?:
Well, i don't really have a reoccurring fantasy... it depends, again, on my mood. (am i really as moody as i sound!?) I don't know if I have an 'ultimate' fantasy... it varies. Having a guy who's into the scenario and gear at hand, who is totally enthralled with being dominated, tortured, and at the mercy of my whims and desires is the common thread... latex and bondage are common themes as well. It depends on the scenario and the fetishes of who I am with.
What almost always guarantees you an orgasm?:
wow. what a personal question... someone once asked me this in an email... as a matter of fact, the email went something like "hi, my name is mike. what makes you almost always have an orgasm when with another guy?" i thought it was a bold question to ask, so i added it to the page. if i am penetrating my partner, and we have a deep, passionate, lustful kiss (no one can kiss quite like my k luc), than i will almost always orgasm... or, if someone is performing oral sex on me (and performing it well) and penetrates me at the same time, i will almost always orgasm.
tactile and visual fetishes
tactile, visual, and sensory fetishes:
| I do not like this on myself (X) | I am indifferent to this on myself (0%) | I like this on myself a little (25%) | I like this on myself (50%) | I like this on myself a lot (75%) | I am a participating fetishist (100%) | Item | I am an observational fetishist (100%) | I like this a lot on other people (75%) | I like this on other people (50%) | I like this a little on other people (25%) | I am indifferent to this on others (0%) | I do not like this on others (X) |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| abasiophilia / prosthetics / orthopædics | ||||||||||||
| acrotomophilia & apotemnophilia (amputeeism) | ||||||||||||
| agroikophilia (rough trade) | ||||||||||||
| akrovystiaphilia (foreskin) | ||||||||||||
| altocalciphilia (refitism / shoes / sneakers) | ||||||||||||
| alvinolagnia (stomach / belly) | ||||||||||||
| amaurophilia (blindfolds) | ||||||||||||
| anapnefstiphilia (respirators) | ||||||||||||
| anasteemaphilia (taller / shorter partners) | ||||||||||||
| androidism (robot / technosexuality) | ||||||||||||
| androgynophilia (androgyny / gender neutrality) | ||||||||||||
| anthropormorphicaphilia /zoomorphiaphilia (animal transformation) | ||||||||||||
| aretifism (feet) | ||||||||||||
| athlitikopanopliaphilia (sports gear - armour / padding) | ||||||||||||
| athelitikaypostriktiphilia (sport gear - jocks / cups) | ||||||||||||
| athlitikomoiophilia (sports gear - uniforms / jerseys / shorts) | ||||||||||||
| autonepiophiolia (diapers) | ||||||||||||
| bishonen / bishounen / shotacon (beautiful male) | ||||||||||||
| botephilia (boots) | ||||||||||||
| chrysophilia (gold) | ||||||||||||
| condusphilia (condoms / prophylactics) | ||||||||||||
| coulrophilia (clowns) | ||||||||||||
| crurophilia (legs) | ||||||||||||
| diatrypophilia (body piercings) | ||||||||||||
| doraphilia (leather) | ||||||||||||
| dysmorphophilia / teratophilia (deformities / mutations) | ||||||||||||
| endytophilia (clothing) | ||||||||||||
| fimotrophilia (gags) | ||||||||||||
| gantiphilia (gloves) | ||||||||||||
| gasmasks | ||||||||||||
| gynandromorphophilia / andromimetophilia (transsexualism) | ||||||||||||
| hirstuophilia / gynelophilia (body hair) | ||||||||||||
| hybristophilia (criminals) | ||||||||||||
| hygrophilia (body fluids / sweat / saliva / ejaculate) | ||||||||||||
| kaltsephilia (socks / stockings) | ||||||||||||
| kalsonphilia (stockings / fishnets) | ||||||||||||
| katoteritaxiphilia (chavs / scally / scallies / charver) | ||||||||||||
| kommiphilia (latex / rubber / gummi) | ||||||||||||
| korsesiphilia (corsets / tightlacing) | ||||||||||||
| koukoulaphilia (masks / hoods) | ||||||||||||
| lastichgantiaphilia (rubber gloves) | ||||||||||||
| liropsiphilia (fat fetishism) | ||||||||||||
| lykraphilia (lycra / spandex / darlexx) | ||||||||||||
| macrogenitalism (large genitals) | ||||||||||||
| macrophilia (giants) | ||||||||||||
| maiesiophilia / maiesusophoria (pregnancy) | ||||||||||||
| mascgalagnia / axillism (armpits) | ||||||||||||
| matiaphilia (sfx contacy lenses / eyes) | ||||||||||||
| menophilia (menstruation) | ||||||||||||
| motosikletaphilia (biker - dirt & sport) | ||||||||||||
| motosikletaphilia (biker - street & race) | ||||||||||||
| nasophilia (noses) | ||||||||||||
| neopreniophilia (neoprene / dive suits) | ||||||||||||
| ntiskophilia (raver / clubwear) | ||||||||||||
| oculophilia / ocilotlinctus (eyes) | ||||||||||||
| odontophilia (teeth) | ||||||||||||
| olfactophilia / osmolagnia (smells / odors) | ||||||||||||
| ophidophilia (snakes / reptiles) | ||||||||||||
| orthodontiphilia (braces / orthodonture) | ||||||||||||
| parthenophilia (virgins) | ||||||||||||
| pædophilia / pedophilia / hebephilia (prepubecence) | ||||||||||||
| periorismophilia (restraints) | ||||||||||||
| plastiphilia (plastic) | ||||||||||||
| phallophilia / ithyphallophilia (large penises) | ||||||||||||
| planophiaphilia (armour / metal) | ||||||||||||
| poupoulopilia (down / puffer jackets) | ||||||||||||
| renophilia (fur) | ||||||||||||
| saliophilia (sweat) | ||||||||||||
| seduziphilia (glamwear / sleazewear) | ||||||||||||
| stigmatophilia (body modification) | ||||||||||||
| stratiophilia (military gear) | ||||||||||||
| sthenolagnia (muscles) | ||||||||||||
| subvestiphilia (underwear) | ||||||||||||
| tarachopoiophilia (skinheads / shaved heads) | ||||||||||||
| tatiuaphilia (tattoos) | ||||||||||||
| tepristaphilia (punk) | ||||||||||||
| thorakisiphilia (chainmaille) | ||||||||||||
| tricophilia (long hair) | ||||||||||||
| tziniphilia (jeans / denim) | ||||||||||||
| univestiphilia (uniforms) | ||||||||||||
| vinyphilia (vinyl / pvc) | ||||||||||||
| yiffy / plushies / fursuiting | ||||||||||||
| zentai |
physical fetishes
physical / kinesthetic fetishes:
| Dominant Role / Giving: I do not like this. (X) | Dominant Role / Giving: I am indifferent to this. (0%) | Dominant Role / Giving: I like this a little. (25%) | Dominant Role / Giving: I like this. (50%) | Dominant Role / Giving: I like this a lot. (75%) | Dominant Role / Giving: I am a fetishist. (100%) | Item | Submissive Role / Receiving: I am a fetishist. (100%) | Submissive Role / Receiving: I like this a lot. (75%) | Submissive Role / Receiving: I like this. (50%) | Submissive Role / Receiving: I like this a little. (25%) | Submissive Role / Receiving: I am indifferent to this. (0%) | Submissive Role / Receiving: I do not like this. (X) |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| ablutophilia (bathing / showers) | ||||||||||||
| acrophilia (heights / high elevations) | ||||||||||||
| acousticophilia / audiophilia (sounds) | ||||||||||||
| actirasty (sunlight) | ||||||||||||
| aeriophilia (anæsthesia) | ||||||||||||
| agalmatophila (statues / mannequins) | ||||||||||||
| agnotitaphilia (chastity) | ||||||||||||
| agniphilia / sthenolagnia (wrestling / fighting / combat) | ||||||||||||
| aisthitirakiphilia (sensory deprivation) | ||||||||||||
| algolagnia / masochism (pain) | ||||||||||||
| alphamegamia / adolescentism / infantilism (baby play) | ||||||||||||
| amiomixaphilia (incest fantasy / family play) | ||||||||||||
| anophelorastia / agonophilia (abduction / ravishment) | ||||||||||||
| apopnigophilia (face sitting / smothering / queening) | ||||||||||||
| aquaphilia (water) | ||||||||||||
| arachnaphilia (spiders) | ||||||||||||
| asthenolagnia (humiliation) | ||||||||||||
| baloniphilia / baloonism / looning (balloons) | ||||||||||||
| barebacking / sans condom (raw / unprotected sex) | ||||||||||||
| bastinado (foot torture) | ||||||||||||
| bukkake (mass ejaculation) | ||||||||||||
| caninilalia (dog play / puppy play / obedience) | ||||||||||||
| capnolagnia (smoking) | ||||||||||||
| celebriphilia (celebrities) | ||||||||||||
| ceraphilia (wax play) | ||||||||||||
| chorephilia (dancing) | ||||||||||||
| chrmatistophilia (paying for sex) | ||||||||||||
| chronophilia / alphmegamia (age play) | ||||||||||||
| chrysophilia (gold) | ||||||||||||
| claustrophobia (confined spaces) | ||||||||||||
| coprophilia / skataphilia (feces) | ||||||||||||
| coprolalia (verbal) | ||||||||||||
| dacryphilia / dacrylagnia (tears / crying) | ||||||||||||
| dehumanization / objectification | ||||||||||||
| dendrophilia (trees) | ||||||||||||
| depilation / acomoclictism (shaving) | ||||||||||||
| dermographism (scratching / cutting) | ||||||||||||
| dildos / strap on (prosthetic phallus) | ||||||||||||
| doll fetish (objectification) | ||||||||||||
| dominance | ||||||||||||
| dracophilia (dragons) | ||||||||||||
| edgeplay (knife / gunplay) | ||||||||||||
| edgeplay (edging / surfing) | ||||||||||||
| electrostumuli (e-stim / low voltage electric play) | ||||||||||||
| emetophilia (vomit) | ||||||||||||
| endymasiaphilia (cosplay / costumes) | ||||||||||||
| enlargement (pumping) | ||||||||||||
| enlargement (saline) | ||||||||||||
| erotophonophilia (murder) | ||||||||||||
| eproctophilia (flatulence / farting) | ||||||||||||
| exhibitionism / agoraphilia / agrexopilia (being watched / public places) | ||||||||||||
| feminization / sissification | ||||||||||||
| formicophilia (insects / ants) | ||||||||||||
| formophoria / formophilia (slaves as objects) | ||||||||||||
| frotteurism (non-consent rubbing / groping / dry sex) | ||||||||||||
| gooning (prolonged orgasm denial) | ||||||||||||
| hæmatophila / hematolagnia (blood) | ||||||||||||
| hamartophilia / pecattiphilia (sinful acts) | ||||||||||||
| harmatophilia (sexual incompetence / failures) | ||||||||||||
| haptemphilia (being touched) | ||||||||||||
| harpaxophilia (robbery / theft) | ||||||||||||
| hierophilia / theophilia (religious objects) | ||||||||||||
| hodophilia (travelling) | ||||||||||||
| homliophilia (sermons/prayers) | ||||||||||||
| hypnosis / mind control | ||||||||||||
| hypoxyphilia (asphyxiation / breath play) | ||||||||||||
| hysterectomophilia (castration) | ||||||||||||
| iatronudia (medical play) | ||||||||||||
| ippasiaphilia (pony play / human equestrianism) | ||||||||||||
| katoptronophilia (mirrors) | ||||||||||||
| keraunophilia / ceraunophilia (thunder / lightning) | ||||||||||||
| kfilliphilia (kissing) | ||||||||||||
| kinbaku / shibara (rope play) | ||||||||||||
| kinesophilia (exercize) | ||||||||||||
| kleptophilia (stealing) | ||||||||||||
| klismaphilia | ||||||||||||
| knismolagnia (tickling) | ||||||||||||
| kremasipitaphilia (felching / creampie) | ||||||||||||
| kopophilia | ||||||||||||
| lactaphilia (breast lactation) | ||||||||||||
| masochism (being dominated / humiliated) | ||||||||||||
| mastigophilia (punishment) | ||||||||||||
| merinthophilia (being bound) | ||||||||||||
| metamorfosiphilia | ||||||||||||
| miscegenation (interracial / race play) | ||||||||||||
| mucophilia (spit / gob) | ||||||||||||
| mysophilia (mud / quicksand) | ||||||||||||
| narratophilia (cursing / swearing / verbal) | ||||||||||||
| necrophilia (death / corpses) | ||||||||||||
| nepioprepeiphilia (infantilism / baby play) | ||||||||||||
| ochlophilia (crowds) | ||||||||||||
| odacelagnia (biting) | ||||||||||||
| olfactophilia / osmolagnia (smells / odors) | ||||||||||||
| ophidophilia (snakes / reptiles) | ||||||||||||
| orgiophilia (group sex / orgy) | ||||||||||||
| ourithrasiphilia (sounding / cock stuffing / urethral play) | ||||||||||||
| pædophilia / pedophilia / hebephilia (prepubecence) | ||||||||||||
| paichnidirolophilia (roleplaying) | ||||||||||||
| pediophilia (dolls / doll play) | ||||||||||||
| phalloorchoalgolagnia / tamakeri (cock & ball torture / cbt) | ||||||||||||
| phygephilia (being a fugitive) | ||||||||||||
| pligonophilia (scarification / burning / branding) | ||||||||||||
| PnP (party & play / chemsex / wired play) | ||||||||||||
| proctoicophilia (anal play) | ||||||||||||
| proktikoglepsismophilla (rimming / analingus) | ||||||||||||
| podophilia / aretifism (foot / feet worship) | ||||||||||||
| polyiterophilia (multiple partners) | ||||||||||||
| psavophilia (fingering) | ||||||||||||
| pyschrocism (cold / ice play) | ||||||||||||
| pugilism (punching / gut punching) | ||||||||||||
| pyrophilia (fire) | ||||||||||||
| raptophilia (rape) / biastophilia (assault) / anopherlorastia (ravishment) | ||||||||||||
| renifleurism (urine odor) | ||||||||||||
| sadism / masochism (S&M) | ||||||||||||
| schizophilia (fisting) | ||||||||||||
| scopophilia (staring) | ||||||||||||
| siderodromophilia (trains) | ||||||||||||
| sitophilia (food play) | ||||||||||||
| sklaviaphilia (slavery) | ||||||||||||
| snowballing (oral semen swapping) | ||||||||||||
| somnophilia (sleeping / unconciousness) | ||||||||||||
| spectrophilia (ghosts / spirits) | ||||||||||||
| spermaphilia (semen / sperm / ejaculate) | ||||||||||||
| succolamiphilia (vampirism) | ||||||||||||
| synallassomaiphilia (sexual bribery / negotiation) | ||||||||||||
| taphephilia (being buried / cemeteries) | ||||||||||||
| tarichegsiphilia (mummification) | ||||||||||||
| tenebrophilia (gothic sexuality / dark sexuality) | ||||||||||||
| thesauromanis (collecting womens' clothing) | ||||||||||||
| thiliphilia (nipple play) | ||||||||||||
| triolism (third party & partner voyeurism / cuckolding) | ||||||||||||
| tripsolagnophilia (massage) | ||||||||||||
| triviphilia (abrasion play / scratching) | ||||||||||||
| undinism (watersports / ondism / urine / piss play) | ||||||||||||
| urtication (nettles) | ||||||||||||
| vincilagnia (bondage) | ||||||||||||
| vorarephilia / phagophilia (eating flesh) | ||||||||||||
| xenophilia (strangers) | ||||||||||||
| xylismaphilia (spanking / caning / dippoldism) |
sexual persona
are you comfortable with experimentation?:
yes, provided trust is not an issue... I am willing to try anything I do not feel strongly about, though like everyone, I have some limits and some things I will never do.
how frequently do you masturbate? :
Depends. When I'm alone, once or twice a day. When I am with a partner, and having sex regularly, not at all.
make some comments about yourself:
I''m at that stage where i am too old to be childish, and too young to be old and frumpy.... i feel that life is what you make of it, but one should always be aware of those around you. i think someone should throw some chlorine in the gene pool... little things make me happy, like email from strangers, and strangers with candy. games are only fun when people get hurt (especially when children are involved.) all in all, i think this page should give a pretty good idea of who i am, and how i think. if there's something else you want to know, email me.
conclusion
Make some comments about the website, please. What could I do to improve it? What else should I add?:
If I knew, I would have done it already.
What question should I add to this page?:
If I knew, I would have done it already.










