To most, semen isn’t a taste that people crave. There may be a few people out there who can honestly admit to liking the taste of jizz, but most will compare it to a bitter salt tablet. Most men wish their partner would swallow, and usually the biggest road block is the fact that their partner hates the taste. Here are some tips that will help to improve the taste of your semen so your sub will lap it up.

Diet Influences Your Semen’s Taste And Smell

My partner and I have a running joke that "vegetarians taste better", because it is absolutely true. Like your other bodily secretions, semen’s taste and smell is affected directly by what you eat and drink. Similarly, vaginal secretions is also linked to what food and diet. Have you ever noticed that if you eat a meal consisting of onions or garlic, the smell seems to escape from your skin pores the next day? Your cum is the same way and although the specific taste or odor may be difficult to detect, it does have an influence on the overall taste.

In my experience, a heavy meat diet contributes to a sharper, more pungent, and less pleasant taste profile, though I should be clear that it can take several days or weeks of a consistent diet change for a taste difference to be noticeable.   Similarly, all of the tastiest of foods tend to add bitterness, pungency, and acridity, such as garlic, onions, broccoli, cabbage, leafy greens, asparagus, meat and dairy products. Coffee, tobacco, and marijuana use also have a significant impact.

While there’s no scientific evidence to back these tips up, there are anecdotal reports and common sense. Changing your diet and intake of other chemicals into your body will have an effect on your body’s output, including your semen. Most techniques or supplements to alter the flavor of semen aim to increase the amount of sugars in it, and sometimes mask the saltiness and other tastes with another flavor.

Passing The Taste Test

It will come as a disappointment to most party animals, but the best way to produce better tasting jizz is to live free of consuming toxins.  Fruit, juices, and vegetables are the cleanest ways towards tasty spooge.

Many people recommend eating pineapple or drinking pineapple juice to make your cum taste sweeter. Citrus fruits and cranberry juice are also recommended, possibly because they make the body’s pH more acidic, counteracting the alkalinity of semen that contributes to its “bleachy” quality. Any fruit or fruit juice high in sugar content, like apple, melon, mango, or grape, may increase the amount of sugars put out in your semen. Parsley, wheatgrass, and celery have been recommended for sweeter semen as well, perhaps because of the chlorophyll in them.

At the same time, you should also limit your intake of foods that break down into strong tasting or smelling chemicals that are excreted by the body, like asparagus. Onions and garlic contain high amounts of sulfur and are oniony to say the least. Vegetables in the cabbage family, like Brussels sprouts, broccoli, cabbage, kale, and collards, can make your secretions taste bitter. If you like heavily strongly spiced dishes like curries, you can also count on those spices to carry their flavors over into your cum. Of course, you don’t want to restrict what you eat too much for better tasting sperm. Everyone needs to have a balanced diet, and this should always be kept in mind. Just keep this in mind though: if you’re planning on getting head after dinner, you might want to skip the asparagus appetizer.

Another factor to consider is the amount of time it takes for food and drink to cycle through your system. In most cases what you consume is excreted within 12 to 24 hours, but some things stay in the body longer. Whenever you start a new regimen, give it at least a few days to start working, and remember that you’ll probably have to stick to it to see marked effects.

The Magic Pill

There are a number of supplements now available that claim to improve the taste of semen or even alter it to specific flavors. Most contain concentrated fruit, sweetening agents, spices or flavorings, and sometimes vitamins or minerals. They may work for some people when used according to the directions, but don’t expect miracles; expect to spend a lot of money on something that probably won't work.

One supplement promises to make your cum taste like pumpkin pie. Considering that it contains cinnamon, ginger, and nutmeg, that doesn’t seem all that farfetched. However, if a supplement claims to make your semen taste like vanilla or strawberry, you should be skeptical. Also beware of supplements that are sketchy about what their ingredients are. In most cases, these supplements are harmless, and may even have nutritional benefits, but they may not be worth the price if you can get the same results on your own.

Be Consistent For The Best Benefits

Besides flavor, another factor that affects the palatability of semen is its consistency. Stringy, chunky, or watery spunk can be unappetizing to say the least. The consistency of semen is related to the fluids, proteins, and amino acids in it, which can be affected by your overall health and what you eat. Drinking a lot of water is probably the best thing you can do to improve the texture of your semen. Becoming dehydrated can make your spunk thicken or get stringy which as you can imagine, would be most unappetizing. Some people recommend eating egg whites or gelatin for increased volume of cum and better consistency, and this is probably because of the protein they contain. Wheat germ and omega-3 oils have also been said to produce more and creamier cum, so eat up if you want more cream.

Is it Safe?

Oral sex and the consumption of semen can expose you to the risk of sexually transmitted diseases (STDs) including but not limited to chlamydia, gonorrhea, syphilis or hepatitis B. If your partner has not been tested recently, or if you do not know their sexual history, always play it safe. Safe sex is always the best option.  The risk of HIV from semen is relatively low, when compared to taking jizz internally via the rectum or vagina. The mouth and throat are generally highly resistant to HIV infection, provided there are no open wounds or periodontal disease. For actual transmission to take place, the semen from a partner with a detectable viral load must come into direct contact with an open entry point in your body. If you know your partner to be free of STDs, and know their ejaculate to be disease free, it is perfectly safe to consume, though it is not exactly a health food. There is a common joke that cum is a "protein drink", but per ounce, contains relatively low amounts of protein and high amounts of sugar. Ejaculate isn't exactly a health food. Interestingly, if you make an ingredients list of what is in ejaculate, sperm is the smallest ratioed ingredient.

A Drink Recipe For Tasty Seed

Here’s a recipe for a drink that incorporates many popular cum-enhancing ingredients, as well as some used by cum-flavoring supplements. Though I can’t make promises, my vegan partner makes this part of his breakfast routine, and I have noticed the impacts...

Super Spunk Smoothie
1 cup pineapple, fresh, frozen, or canned
1 banana, frozen
1 cup apple juice
½ tsp ginger
½ tsp cinnamon
¼ tsp nutmeg
½ tsp vanilla extract
2 TBS honey
Optional ingredients: 1 raw egg white, 2 TBS wheat germ, 2 TBS flax seed, 1 shot wheatgrass juice

Blend all ingredients in a blender until smooth. Drink immediately. Repeat daily for best results.