December has come upon us, and it seems like the days are all to quick to pass. The clock makes haste to push the hour hand back to the top, and gravity is all too eager to pull it down again- a constant struggle which leaves time racing by as if it were in unlimited supply... And yet, I sit here and contemplate what I am going to gift to my friends and loved ones this upcoming holiday season. And, as if that weren't enough, I have been asked by a number of family what I would like to get this December. Naturally, the solution I came up with was a wishlist on Amazon.com.
Yes, you read it right. On Black Friday, I could have saved 25% on anal toys, 30% on gags and masks, and 50% on restraints and cuffs... Now, of course, just like everyone else at this time of year, I have to focus my financial capabilities on the task of getting presents for everyone on my list, (which is an undertaking into itself.) Buying items for one's self is not something most people can do around the holidays, and I am no exception. And, sure- a number of my friends and people on my list would be more than happy with a new set of anal beads or a new leather wrist and ankle cuff set... but, I hesitate to buy these things; because they are not on their wish list! Besides, I don't want to buy someone something they already have, and I'm not absolutely sure that some of my friends don't already own the 'Ass-Blaster Deluxe Silicone 10" Dildo with realistic texture; 50% off." And so, the vicious cycle begins. My friends are not likely to get any fun bedroom toys from me, because I don't know what they have, what they want, and they didn't put anything on their wish list. (Sorry, Chris- in my mind, boots don't count as a bedroom toy since they can be worn elsewhere.) Similarly, I didn't put anything on my wish list in the kink category because I didn't want to bother my parents with having to consider what their son might be doing with a new gasmask and cattle prod this holiday season...
So, the simple solution: make two wish lists. My primary wish list is for everyone: friends, family, relatives... the other is just for the friends who wouldn't be offended by the knowledge that I would like my stocking stuffed with things black, shiny, and battery powered. It's a simple solution, and one that I recommend for anyone who is open with their friends about their bedroom life...
For those friends who want to know what is on my "other list", (and for those generous benefactors out there who have asked how they can donate to this site), my fetish wish list can be found here: http://www.amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/3JA0SULQG4KYE .
I hope everyone has a great holiday, and that everyone gets a chance to do something filthy under some mistletoe!
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